By Larry Kirwan
I have a confession to make. I’m a reluctant shopper. I know this is very unpatriotic since seventy percent of U.S. GDP comes from us spending money on ourselves or each other.
My reluctance has nothing to do with cheapness, I hasten to add, for I vigorously compensate in various saloons and hostelries around the country.
Christmas is a time of trial for me. I begin to get nervous around Thanksgiving and the first onslaught of carols.
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But I have the perfect antidote for the following month-long orgy of consumerism. I become a surgical-strike shopper!
However, I do procrastinate until Christmas Eve, and this has led to panic-filled moments of elbowing one’s way through crowded stores, while imploring surly employees to descend into basements to locate a particular size or color.
All changed, utterly changed.
Last December 24th such was the paucity of shoppers I could have demanded that I be carried like a pasha through the deserted racks. And talk about the smiles I received, surliness is indeed a thing of the past in retail.
Not to mention that everything had been marked down 20-40%.
I was home within hours – gifts wrapped and hidden under the bed – confident that I had aided President Obama boost his paltry two percent annual growth, soon to be measured against President-elect Trump’s promised gargantuan four percent.
Unfortunately, two of the three stores I visited on Christmas Eve have closed, while the staff looked particularly glum in the empty third the last time I sauntered by.
Nor is this retail cataclysm limited to my neck of the woods.
Malls are in trouble everywhere. American Apparel is closing down, JC Penney and the mighty Sears are scaling back and may not survive the full frontal assault of online shopping.
There is no doubt that many jobs in warehousing and transportation have been created by the mighty Amazon and other online retailers.
But what happens to cities if you take away the great downtown flagship stores?
Will they be replaced by mom and pop stores, as one might hope?
No way, Jose!
If the big chains cannot do battle with online retailers, who can?
Amazon is finally turning a profit.
Twitter, Uber and so many other online behemoths are not.
The common online formula seems to be: drive competitors out of business by slashing prices, survive on Wall Street investment, and eventually take the company public and make a killing.
Spotify’s annual revenue crests two billion dollars, and yet it still has not turned a dime in profit.
But it has obliterated the livelihood of a generation of musicians and destroyed their entrepreneurial dream of someday making back the money they’ve invested in recording an album.
That dream still exists for the vaunted .001% of megastars. But for your meat and potatoes musician – fuggedaboutit!
It’s the same disturbing trend that we see in life in general – the world belongs to the super-rich, with an ever-dwindling share of profits accruing to everyone else!
Candidate Trump used to trumpet a cruel world where $25 per hour miners and manufacturing employees were being swindled of their jobs by crafty foreign governments, elite liberals, and criminal Mexicans.
These dispossessed workers were being forced to downgrade to service jobs in the $8-12 per hour range.
However, what happens if many of these service jobs are also disappearing.
And don’t tell me that warehouse workers won’t soon be replaced by robots that don’t even need a lunch break, let alone a couple of hours of anxious sleep.
If there’s a solution it will come in the form of education and skill attainment. After all, someone’s going to have to oil the bloody robots and keep them from rusting.
Education costs money, however, and such expenditure is hardly on the books in President Trump’s New Deal.
Ah yes, we’re back to good old-time voodoo economics – cut taxes for corporations and the wealthy and eventually the bucks will trickle down to the rest of us peons.
Oh dear, I’m already fretting about Christmas.
Excuse me while I click on Amazon. I’m sure they’ve already got some good December deals on tap.
No more surgical strike shopping for me!